I finished off 2021 with a mild case of the ‘Cron…aka Covid. And now all the doctors are saying our usual masks don’t work anymore so at this point we need to walk around like this guy to avoid the Rona:
Gonna be honest, being plugged into a goo pod sounds pretty sweet right about now. And the goo I’m referring to is of course this stuff:
A nice goo bath would really hit the spot. Did you know it’s a super oxygenated nutrient bath made from your dead ancestors? My source on this is an 8 year old post on Reddit, which is as legit as it gets.
The Matrix movies are kind of a soothing balm for my weary brain, which has turned to mush. If you’re in this same boat, give it a go. Let yourself disappear into Morpheus’ parlor. Take the red pill, or if you’re like me, take the blue pill and ride the goo wave into oblivion.
Just a warning, I can’t promise this will be the last you hear from me on the Matrix and/or goo. Apologies in advance.